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I just took my measurements because I've got to order some new jeans (I have a hole big enough to drive through where the rear pocket has torn away), and.... Sweet Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick!! I knew I hard a large bust. I mean, I look at the girls on a daily basis, they're really hard to miss. But... CHRIST! I didn't know they were THAT big! Evidently I've been buying undies that were several sizes too small. I guess deep down I knew that a bra wasn't supposed to cut off your circulation, but.. vanity said I wasn't larger than size.... well... nevermind what size.

Well. I can't deny it any longer. Ouchy.

I'd be utterly depressed about it if Roho hadn't spent a good bit of time this weekend admiring them.

:>


Edit: I'd like to clarify that the breasts in the icon are, in fact, not mine. I wish they were. Mine are also not large enough to need their own set of blue jeans. Thank God for small favors.

So what you're saying...

Date: 2004-05-31 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neowolf2.livejournal.com
... is your weekend wasn't a complete bust. :)

Re: So what you're saying...

Date: 2004-05-31 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genet.livejournal.com
I'm going to hurt you for that one, Neo.

Don't forget, I know where you live. :>

Date: 2004-05-31 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conceptual-tea.livejournal.com
is wondering why you were measuring your bust to buy some jeans? ;)

Date: 2004-05-31 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altonwings.livejournal.com
I was wondering that too, although now I'm wondering if there should be a 'Battle of the Boobs'. It beats anything you'll find on CBS this year....

Date: 2004-05-31 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genet.livejournal.com
Well, I figured if I'm going to buy jeans, I might as well grab some new bras, and it always helps to know one's measurements and have them written down!

Or so I thought. ;)

And GAH! Alton! BAD! ;)

Date: 2004-05-31 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linnaeus.livejournal.com
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick?

I have to ask-- does this mean you're familar with the works of The Dead Milkmen? If so, you rock.

Anyway, while I'm not the world's foremost expert on breasts, I certainly think yours are nothing to complain about. It would be a shame to cover them by wearing blue jeans that go up quite that high. :)

Date: 2004-05-31 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roho.livejournal.com
So, uh...rumor round town is you might be going down to the shore!

Date: 2004-05-31 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genet.livejournal.com
My roommate in high school LOVED The Dead Milkmen, as well as other odd and eclectic bands.

Sadly, my taste was not quite so diverse. ;) I know OF them, but I wouldn't recognize their music. :)

Date: 2004-05-31 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistletoe.livejournal.com
I hope this is okay time to mention that you recently popped into one of my dreams. It was some con or party situatuation, and I was mingling about. You were there with Roho, naturally. ;) It wasn't until after I woke up that I realized that in my dreams you looked like you could have worn a size 16, which is smaller than me, as well, but it was definitely "you". I guess the point of it was that when you come to mind, your body size is not your defining characteristic.

Yup, it's nice having some appreciation for lugging heavy boobs around. Makes it worth it. *grins*

Date: 2004-05-31 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genet.livejournal.com
Hey I'm always happy to make appearances in the dreams of beautiful women. ;) It's just icing that I looked svelte and slender!

;)
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Date: 2004-05-31 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genet.livejournal.com
Victoria sadly does not, last time I checked, carry lingerie for ladies with my figure. ;)
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Date: 2004-05-31 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genet.livejournal.com
I have friends with the same wish. I wish I could give them some of mine. ;)

Date: 2004-05-31 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain18.livejournal.com
This is the breast thread I've read all day!

Date: 2004-06-01 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roho.livejournal.com
Now you're gonna need to explain that the next time you see Cap ;)

Date: 2004-06-01 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drgn-ldy.livejournal.com
Don't feel bad about large breasts dear, they certainly do have their advantages at times.

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